#karlurbanforst3director
 #stoporci2014 (via officialgavinofree​)



foodffs:

TURKEY SOUP WITH ZUCCHINI NOODLES

Really nice recipes. Every hour.




rydenarmani:

rydenarmani:

i hate that most zombie movies are written from a perspective universe where there is no zombie lore. i want a zombie move written from the perspective of our universe where everyone knows what a zombie is and everyone tries to figure out what kind of zombies they’re dealing with.

there’s one neckbeard in the group that carries a machete and won’t stop quoting the zombie survival guide




thelauroftherings:

📚☕️🕐 #latergram #tealhairdontcare

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Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don't know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.



With iOS 8 law enforcement can now control your phone and prevent you from taking photos, videos and recordings of officers when they are near. The apps will be disabled within a certain radius. Capturing any police brutality is now prohibited.

Apple employee who demands to remain anonymous

Sept. 17, 2014

(via negrophiliac)

This better be a fucking joke/rumor.

(via susiethemoderator)

Apple holds a patent which mentions that its technology could have applications for law enforcement and government security. For example, the patent description notes that covert ‘police or government operations may require complete ‘blackout’ conditions’.

(via priceofliberty)

This little tidbit sold me on the Galaxy over the iPhone for my next phone since I’m due for an upgrade.

(via tylerthereblogger)

What?????????!

(via ashleighthelion)

If true, this is horrifying.

(via bioticmindtrick)

Well, I guess I won’t be updating my iphone anytime soon…

(via actuallyclintbarton)

Looks like I’m not updating my damn phone

(via captainsaveyamammy)




outsidertees:

+++ Use code “10TUMBLR” to take 10% off your order at outsidertees.com +++







littlealienproducts:

"Happy Poop" lapel pin // $5







blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E




mllebennet:

Game of clothes [2/∞] 




mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants




LH